Ten lies about me
- I have freckles because when I was little I was playing in the mud and bits of mud splattered on my my face and it stained.
- I've long legs because when I live on a farm and step in manure to keep my feet warm and mature is fertilizer to make things to grow.
- I have brown hair because when I was in my mum tummy she drunk lots of coke she got the coke from my grandad coke factory.
- I’m skinny because I was walking down the road and a herd of elephants ran away from the circus and they squashed me flat on the ground.
5. I have big feet because my dad worked at the circus as a clown and caught his big feet .
6. I have lots of earrings because I'm a pincushion.
7. My eyes change colour because a scientist made a potion that changes colour and he dropped a drop in my eyes.
8. I'm really bubbly because I ate 2 bottles of bubble mix.
9. I find everything funny because my dad sent me clown college
10. I am a good swimmer because my parents are secretly sharks
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